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If you're aiming to go bonkers for memes, sip on Colana and enjoy your mental joyride.

JOIN THE MEME LOVE STARTED BY DOGE
In a future overrun by digital memes, humanity was lost in screens, laughing at endless recycled jokes. A four-legged hero from the planet Moonlana, Doge, a wise and witty dog, saw the danger. Determined to save humanity, he traveled back in time with a special drink, “Colana,” meant to cure meme addiction.

However, as Doge distributed Colana, the unexpected happened. Instead of curing the addiction, Colana amplified it. Every sip transformed reality into a wild meme landscape. Trees resembled Reddit posts, birds tweeted jokes, and life turned into a stream of animated GIFs.

Confused and alarmed, Doge tried to halt Colana’s spread, but it was too late. The drink had become a global craze, blurring the lines between the real and the digital.